Put that axe down!
Hello Rory. :)
Do you remember me?

I do. Hello, Janna.

YES, RORY SLIPPERY. BITCHES CAN'T HIDE FROM ME. I AM EVERYWHERE.
NOW. WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW HOW YOU DIE, RORY SLIPPERY?
Anonymous

Peacefully, I would hope.

Hmm, well since Sherlock is going to have a spaz, and I rather not be there for that, would now be okay? You can pick which one you like.
L.

Why is Sherlock “spazzing?”

Oh, bless your heart.
When shall I bring them around?
L.

Whenever is best for you, I suppose.

I AM MUCH CLEVERER THAN EDWIN, RORY SLIPPERY. I AM OMNISCIENT.

-GOD
Anonymous

Ah. Is that so?

Rory,
have you talked to your family about these puppies?
They're becomming a handful.
L.

I have. We can take one, but I fear that’s about all we can handle.

How are you?

I’m doing well. How are you?

I AM WATCHING YOU RORY SLIPPERY.
I AM WATCHING YOU KISS ARICELDA.

- GOD
Anonymous

Is this Edwin being clever?

Hi!

Hello!

*kissing back* Of course I did.

*Kissing you softly* I love you.